Not-the-mom's picture

New Stepparent Greeting Card!

Think Hallmark would print these up for future step-parents?

Lots of flowers on the cover, with saying..........

"Just a Note to My New Stepchildren."

Inside it would say.........

"I WON'T TAKE ANY CRAP - SO DON'T EVEN TRY"

"Love, Your new step-parent. Love and kisses."

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What would YOUR Step-parent Greeting Card say?

the_stepmonster's picture

"Roses are red. Flowers are

"Roses are red.
Flowers are blue.
Your Disney days are over,
Now that your daddy's said I Do."

dragonfly5's picture

Dearest BM, You had him, now

Dearest BM,

You had him, now you don't!

He is now mine, So no he won't...

****open the card****

Take your calls,
Oh, by the way I took back his balls.

With no regards,
The future wife of DH

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until
you put her in hot water.

Eleanor Roosevelt

runt71's picture

OMG....I LOVE THIS PLACE

OMG....I LOVE THIS PLACE ALREADY!!!!!

card would read

"Dearest Darlings"
(pic of Mary Poppins...mushy n stuff)
open it it
Been there, done that, wrote the book and seen the movie.
Don't even consider it.
(pic of kids getting into stuff, fighting, crying)

Not-the-mom's picture

LOVE IT!!! Laughed my butt

LOVE IT!!! Laughed my butt off - and I can stand to lose a bit of that! Eye-wink

These are so creative! Twisted minds think alike, eh!? Evil

If we can't go crazy here, we will take it out on the world - and there is enough crazy stuff going on out there.

Please keep the idea coming. Smiling

Keep the faith!

Not-the-mom's picture

That's cute - and definitely

That's cute - and definitely sends the message. Eye-wink

Keep the faith!

Robert222's picture

Such a beautiful article very

Such a beautiful article very well defined post thanks for sharing...........

Ramadan Greeting Cards

Robert222's picture

Such a beautiful article very

Such a beautiful article very well defined post thanks for sharing...........

Ramadan Greeting Cards

just tired's picture

On the front of the card with

On the front of the card with flowers: Thank You!!!

On the inside: Your hateful, disrespectful behavior has made it easy to unplug from you. Oh...and by the way....kiss my ass.

Not-the-mom's picture

I am glad this post is still

I am glad this post is still giving people fun. Thanks for the posts!

Keep the faith!