For Fun! I need your help!!

I need help thinking of a good nickname for BM. DH calls her dipshit but I seriously think we can do better here are some general facts about her:

-she's a hypochondriac (goes to EMERGE for coughs and sniffles) and huge complainer/beggar for sympathy
-she sleeps around like it's her profession
-she purposely goes out of her way to be mean and create drama
-yet still pretends like we're friends and we give a rat's ass about her personal life
-she's an amazon (huge)
-her gums are bigger than her teeth
-she's one of those stupid people who actually think they're of above average intelligence
-she can't spell
-she's a gold digger
-she'll be super mean via text, but pussy out face to face

Annnnnnnd....GO!

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What does it mean?? Or is it

What does it mean?? Or is it just random?

Ahh...gotcha lol it has a

Ahh...gotcha lol it has a nice ring

Wow. You just described my

Wow. You just described my husband's ex. She's not fat and doesn't sleep around, but other than that it's accurate (especially the part about her being stupid but thinking she's smarter than I am).

We also call BM "Dipshit".

Sorry I can't think of a new name for yours.

Haha, he also calls her

Haha, he also calls her c*ckstain sometimes

LOL. That's hilarious. Your

LOL. That's hilarious.

Your description also reminded me of how our BM is a hypochondriac. She's determined to did something SD is allergic to. Every time the poor kid has a tummy ache or throws up, her mom tells her she's allergic to whatever it was she ate most recently. The woman's an idiot. My SD is always telling us something new she's allergic to, and we have to tell her she's not.

Is that a BM inherent trait?

Is that a BM inherent trait? My SS has come to believe the same. So now there's a whole list of crap he can't eat because he's "allergic" to it. Oh, but dig into the oreos and chips likes there's no tomorrow!

we call BM cuntalotapus.

we call BM cuntalotapus. LOL

how about whorina?

Ha! I love notasm's name...

Ha! I love notasm's name... hobagetta sounds like a sandwich.

SO and I have recently started calling BM "Psy-Cow" - obviously because she's psycho and a cow. We're super original, eh? But I LOVE when SO calls her that. Makes me cheeeeese.

For yours, how about DumGums? Big Digger (Amazon gold digger)? MeaniePuss or Hypodramapuss (HDP for short)?

She's a Gummyslut.

LOVE THIS!

LMAO at all of you!

dumbgumslut

Here is a not very creative

Here is a not very creative list of the ones DH and I have used:

Dumbshit
Dipshit
Asshole
Shit for brains
Dumb Bunny
The Cunt (this is the one that stuck and we use it 90% of the time)
Whore (runner up to The Cunt)
The mosquito (if skids were within earshot)
Bitch
NagHag
Jesus freak
Hypocrite
Religitard (not cool and we don't use it anymore)
The Idiot

DH's: The biggest mistake of my life. That one actually bit him in the ass because that's what he used as her contact name in his phone. Dummy synced his email contacts with his phone contacts and it showed up in an email he sent her. oops.