Song that reminds you of BM or skids

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Here's the one I just heard that ALWAYS reminds me of BM:

Tool: Ticks and Leeches

Lyrics:
Suck and suck.
Suckin up all you can, suckin up all you can suck.
Workin up under my patience like a little tick.
Fat little parasite.

Suck me dry.
My blood is bruised and borrowed. You thieving bastards.
You have turned my blood cold and bitter,
beat my compassion black and blue.

Hope this is what you wanted.
Hope this is what you had in mind.
Cuz this is what you're getting.
I hope you're choking. I hope you choke on this.

Taken all I can, taken you like can, you can take.
Taken all you can, Taken all you can fuckin' take
Got nothing left to give to you.
Blood suckin parasitic little tick
blood suckin parasitic little tick
Take what you want and then go.

Hope this is what you wanted.
Hope this is what you had in mind.
Cuz this is what you're getting.

Suck me dry.
Is this what you wanted?
Is this what you had in mind?
Cuz this this is what you're getting.
I hope you choke.
I hope you choke on this.

The Sickness by Disturbed.

I love that song...don't ruin

I love that song...don't ruin it for my by associating it with skids or BM! }:)

I love Tool!!

"She Works Hard for the

"She Works Hard for the Money"

Makes me laugh my ass off every time because BM posted it once on FB about how it's like the song is ABOUT HER LIFE because, you know, she got a part time job for about a month at one point.

So now every time I hear it I'm like "Yeah, BM, you go on working hard!"

Ooh yeah...According to FB

Ooh yeah...According to FB she also bought all the school clothes that I could swear I had paid for since I was the one at the mall buying them...but, you know, I'm just a crazy, evil SM so there's no way I ever did a nice thing for skids...

Ice Ice Baby. Only because

Ice Ice Baby.

Only because the Sperm Idiot had delusions of becoming a gangster rapper, had a vanilla ice hair cut and the nick name Nilla when he knocked up my eventual bride when she was 16 and he was 24.

Now that he is nearly 46 the broad community still refers to him as Nilla and laugh at him regularly as he still sports the haircut upon occasion.

Hot and Cold Cause you're

Hot and Cold

Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right

It always reminds me of BM and how she is bi-polar.

Get A Job - Offspring - my

Get A Job - Offspring - my edits in ()

My (man)'s got a(n exwife), man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says, "(She is really on a methed up kick)
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend, you gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na, na, why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
Na, na, why don't you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na, na, why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
Na, na, why don't you get a job

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all, oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along every day

My DH actually mentioned this

My DH actually mentioned this song once in reference to BM.

Crazy Train - Ozzy Alllllll

Crazy Train - Ozzy

Alllllll Abbboooooarrrrrddddd!!!

The Lazy Song - Bruno

The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars

SS11 says this song is their theme song in the summer at BM's house. Fitting!!!!

"The Lazy Song"

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything.

Uh!
I'm gonna kick my feet up
Then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch,
Just chillin' in my snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all!
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out: 'This is Great' (Oh my God, this is great!)
Yeah

I might mess around, and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Haha

Oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ooh
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Nothing at all

Yeah, this is just like THE

Yeah, this is just like THE BM anthem, isn't it? lol

Crying Like a

Crying Like a Bitch....Godsmack

Strut on by like a king
Telling everybody they know nothing
And long live what you thought you were
And time ain't on your side anymore (anymore)

And so you tell me I
Can't take my chances
But I told you one too many times
And you were crying like a bitch

I'm tougher than nails
I can promise you that
Step out of line
And you get bitch-slapped back
And you can run
Your little mouth all day
But the hand of god
Just smacked you back into yesterday

And so you tell me I
Can't take my chances
But I told you one too many times
And you were crying like a bitch

And you wonder why
No one can stand you
And there's no denying
You were crying like a bitch
You were crying like a bitch

Blinded by your sacred faded past times
Only time is your enemy
Granted a second chance
To prove that your arrogance
Is stronger than you'll ever be
Is stronger than you can be

Oh stronger than you can be
Oh stronger than you can (be)

And so you tell me I
Can't take my chances
But I told you one too many times
And you were crying like a bitch

And you wonder why
No one can stand you
And there's no denying
You were crying like a bitch

You were crying like a bitch
You were crying like a bitch
You were crying like a bitch

Oh Bitch

Material Girl- Madonna Goes

Material Girl- Madonna

Goes for BM and grown SD! Not interested and a total bitch unless theres $$ involved!

Kinda makes you wonder if

Kinda makes you wonder if Katy ever dated a psycho BM's ex...lol

Stuck in the Middle with

Stuck in the Middle with you

"Clowns to the left of us,jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you"

Dh has two bm... Song always comes on in the car when they're going through the periodic crazy wave.

Mr.

Mr. Ed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsuohepbVk

Because she looks like a horse.

That's why we call her Horseface.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.

One of my favorites ~ Blue

One of my favorites ~

Blue October ~ dirt room

I'm like a ghost
I'll be living in a dirt room
Waiting for the day to be closer
To the window when you're home
I'll be standing by your back door
Reaching for the knife in my coat
I'm going to put it to your throat
You sweaty piggy, you're a bad man
What a fucking sad way to go
Your mother raised you as a joke
I should have wiped away a burden
Use the curtain in the kitchen to choke
You
You think you own me
You should have known me
You took the future and the food off my family's plate
You'll think you'll use me
I'm stronger than you
You take my money, but it's useless
When you see what I do to you
Look what I'm doing to you
Oh god then you awoke
You start screaming through the duct tape
Don't ever think I'm letting you go
I'm busy digging you a hole
Now you'll be living in a dirt room
Breathing through the straw of your own
Come on
I really think that this is fun for the money
I'll make it comfy for the time wasted making you rich
I want to cover you in ants, bees and honey
Then take a picture for the cover of our album!
You think you own me
You should have known me
You took the future and the food off my family's plate
You'll think you'll use me
I'm stronger than you
You take my money, but it's useless
When you see what I do to you
You think you own me
You should have known me
You took the future, the food off my family's plate
You'll think you'll use me
But I'm stronger than you
You take my money, but it's useless
When you see what I do to you
And now I see you, oh
'Cause your back's against the wall
And finally you're mine
You're mine
You think you own me
You should have known me
You took the future and the food off my family's plate
You'll think you'll use me
I'm stronger than you
You take my money, but it's useless
When you see what I do to you
I really think that this is fun for the money
We'll make you comfy for the time wasted making you rich
I want to cover you in ants, bees and honey
Then take a picture for the cover of our album

Read more: Blue October - Dirt Room Lyrics | MetroLyrics

I have been a member here for

I have been a member here for quite awhile now but never post for fear of BM somehow finding this page and discovering my posts...however, I have recently realized that she isn't smart enough to do that and even if she were to figure it out I really don't give a crap! So here is my song that reminds me of her! Don't let the title fool you

"Pray For You"

I haven't been to church since I don't remember when
Things were goin' great 'til they fell apart again
So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do
He said you can't go hatin' others who have done wrong to you
Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn
Let the good Lord do His job and you just pray for them

I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you

I'm really glad I found my way to church
'Cause I'm already feelin' better and I thank God for the words
Yeah I'm goin' take the high road
And do what the preacher told me to do
You keep messin' up and I'll keep prayin' for you

I pray your tire blows out at 110
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend and wake up with his and her tattoos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvX3WdYoKvM