notasm's picture

Men vs Women - toilet paper

If toilet paper is on the shopping list:

DH - brings home a pack of 4 small rolls.

Me - brings home pack of 18 extra large rolls.

stepdown's picture

Ex (time up refer to him this

Ex (time up refer to him this way)never bought or replace toilet paper and YSD used Large roll a day

I dodged the bullet escaping two stephe$$s in a short period of time!

Sweet Pea 128's picture

In a DAY??? You weren't

In a DAY??? You weren't exaggerating about this nasty ass and her issues. Omg. I'm still so excited for you having your own place. Your stbX and ysd's home is gonna end up condemned.

By "compromise" they mean "you love my kids and treat them better than you would your own or else you're a bitch" - kathc

"I bet the stabbiness is strong in you right now." - Outtahere

Máirín's picture

Well when your coochie is

Well when your coochie is growing rotten junk...

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Sweet Pea 128's picture

LMAO. I was randomly thinking

LMAO. I was randomly thinking about that when I went down the feminine hygiene aisle. So very gross. Gag

By "compromise" they mean "you love my kids and treat them better than you would your own or else you're a bitch" - kathc

"I bet the stabbiness is strong in you right now." - Outtahere

aswang's picture

OMG, that just put me off my

OMG, that just put me off my bagel & lox right now. Literally. LOL Barf!

Who let the skids out of the crate?!

stepdown's picture

bagel and lox...we are soul

bagel and lox...we are soul mates

I dodged the bullet escaping two stephe$$s in a short period of time!

stepdown's picture

well he cleans all the time

well he cleans all the time but he cannot see well, so one of these days he will sit in some poo or blood of vaginal mucus she left on the seat

I dodged the bullet escaping two stephe$$s in a short period of time!

aswang's picture

OMG & that too

OMG & that too Barf!

Who let the skids out of the crate?!

stepdown's picture

that was just in her

that was just in her bathroom, she used the other two as well, that is why she plugged in toilets

I dodged the bullet escaping two stephe$$s in a short period of time!

stepdown's picture

i just had to say that I

i just had to say that I wished I exaggerated, not even a bit, in reality it is worse than that

I dodged the bullet escaping two stephe$$s in a short period of time!

tog's picture

Now, in this area I have to

Now, in this area I have to say DH is good. Not only would he come home with the 18-pack, he would have spent considerable time finding the best deal.

fightincrazytrain's picture

I got a 6 packer here. I

I got a 6 packer here. I think it's because men can do a quick shake and call it good, (eye roll) but women actually use it every time. At least that is what he tells me. Puzzled

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FTMandSM's picture

Lol! My FDH is the same. Hee

Lol! My FDH is the same. Hee will bring home not only a 4 pack, but the cheap stuff. I usually bring home a 12 pack. Same with paper towels.

Sweet Pea 128's picture

We get the big pack. With all

We get the big pack. With all of us here, it goes fast. When it's just me and my two, we can buy a gallon of milk and still have milk a week later. I bought a gallon and it was gone in a day. I made DH get the next one. Lol toilet paper and milk. The constant challenge to keep those stocked. I guess I've always believed his boys see a trip to the grocery store as a personal challenge to demolish that food in a short period of time. I hate that. But what can I do?

By "compromise" they mean "you love my kids and treat them better than you would your own or else you're a bitch" - kathc

"I bet the stabbiness is strong in you right now." - Outtahere

Máirín's picture

We were the reverse lol. It

We were the reverse lol. It was me and my son for so long. I am definitely not a bulk buyer...so I did the little bitty pack of Scott. DH hates Scott hahaha! I had to adjust to buying a million monster packs of whatever super softie stuff DH's sensitive bum needs Laughing out loud

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ITS-OVER's picture

I would call DH, when he was

I would call DH, when he was out on the road and ask him to buy TP, on his way home. He would go by a gas station and talk one of his buddies out of 1 roll. Yes that is one roll, at the time there was 5 of us living here. You know the kind of TP that no matter how much you use, you figures still go through it, rough as sandpaper, falls apart the second it gets wet, leaves paper pebbles on your butt and everywhere else.

After the third time this happened, I went to Sams club and bought over 300 rolls of good TP and hid them in the barn.

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Sweet Pea 128's picture

That's what's known as John

That's what's known as John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough and tough and doesn't take crap off anybody. Lmao

By "compromise" they mean "you love my kids and treat them better than you would your own or else you're a bitch" - kathc

"I bet the stabbiness is strong in you right now." - Outtahere

Fire_Inside's picture

We got to Costco. Buy two of

We got to Costco. Buy two of the giant multi packs. We don't mess around...

DH's main concern with TP is comfort and quality. He spends way too much time squeezing the rolls.

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Gabriels Mom's picture

OMG DH and the boys go

OMG DH and the boys go through so much TP. I just don't understand what they are doing with it. They cannot possibly be going to the bathroom that much. They seriously go through 1-2 rolls per day. I'm kind of a doomsday prepper so we have a huge collection of TP and papertowels.

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stepdown's picture

YSD just rolls out long

YSD just rolls out long stretches of it, well why not, she is not the one paying for it

I dodged the bullet escaping two stephe$$s in a short period of time!

BethAnne's picture

In my student days I had a

In my student days I had a boyfriend who didn't buy TP. He always said that he saved money by doing his #2's at work. So every time I went to stay the first thing I had to do was go and buy TP. Why on earth did I put up with this?!!

dtzyblnd's picture

It's the same with dog food

It's the same with dog food in my house! We have 3 large breed dogs! And when I send a text, Hey can you pick up dog food on your way home, it never fails....He gets a small bag that they can only eat for dinner. I kid. You. Not.

I don't understand the differences myself folks. I bring home the big ass bags so I don't have to go back to the store for a few weeks! HE gets what is immediately needed. Sigh.

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Hennypenny's picture

If DH was on a game show and

If DH was on a game show and to win a million dollars he just had to name the toothpaste he has been using for the past eight years. And not even the specific type- if it's sensitive or whitening or has freshening beads or any other option- he just needs to say the name brand. That's all. "For one million dollars, what is the name of the brand of toothpaste you have been using for eight years, is currently sitting on you sink, and that you just brushed your teeth with less than two hours ago?" Well, based what he has shown up with when asked to pick up toothpaste, I'm pretty confident that we will not be millionaires.