Kaybitesback2's picture

Penis selfie

DH bought himself a digital camera last night and was going through my SD cards to find one he could use

SD card #1 had pictures of my brother's prom and HS graduation, clouds and a couple other things. It was obviously my parents SD card, but then I saw a picture of an IM I got from an ex boyfriend (9-10 years old card).

That's when I grabbed the computer from DH and said that maybe I should look through the rest of the pictures alone.

But he grabbed it back and 5 pictures later there was a dick on the computer screen.

Most awkward moment of my life.

I'm not quite sure why there are pictures that my parents took and pictures that I took on this card though.

I should just leave this mystery unsolved.

overworkedmom's picture

Lol! That is really funny!

Lol! That is really funny! What did DH say? It was really old, he has to know you have a past, we all do! I think I would die too though!

Kaybitesback2's picture

He laughed his ass off about

He laughed his ass off about it.

foreverstacey's picture

Yikes.. hopefully it wasn't

Yikes.. hopefully it wasn't your dads lol

beaccountable's picture

Ewww freverstacey.....thanks

Ewww freverstacey.....thanks your comment took it to the highest ewww level

OMGosh Jawdropping!

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foreverstacey's picture

pssht its YOUR dad!!! not

pssht its YOUR dad!!! not mine lol

dtzyblnd's picture

Ha ha ha! That is funny!

Ha ha ha! That is funny!

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luckymomme's picture

And you haven't destroyed

And you haven't destroyed them? I love the story someone on here tells of how they littered BM's naked pics down by a truck stop or some such place. lol

somedevilishbeauty's picture

This happened to me and DH

This happened to me and DH when I got a new camera a few years ago, he gave me a card to put it that he had laying around. I ended up seeing one of his ex girlfriend naked. I said "What the HEll?" then SD 6 at the time said "what let me see? me: "Nope!" Then i took a picture of DH looking embarrased as hell after he deleted the pictures.... it was actually pretty funny

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TheyCallMeMOM's picture

haha except it's not a "penis

haha except it's not a "penis selfie" unless you were taking pictures of YOUR penis. I'm guessing you don't have one of those Sticking out tongue

Kaybitesback2's picture

I think the ex took the

I think the ex took the picture himself. I honestly don't remember ever doing that. Holding it with one hand and snapping the picture with the other. I should have distributed it.

TheyCallMeMOM's picture

sorry, dying to know but how

sorry, dying to know but how does the penis compare to DH's... I mean if he was proud of his compared to your ex boyfriends, SCORE! but if the ex's was nicer than DH might have an issue with that! hahah right?

Kaybitesback2's picture

DH's is a million times

DH's is a million times better! He is also very proud of what he is packing Smiling

There's only two guys that ever gave me the big O. One I was engaged to and the other I married. This ex was not either one of tbem, lol.