zerostepdrama's picture

What have your skids said to you about BM?

When things were good the skids used to tell me a lot of stuff about BM. I would never ask for this information. I would just listen, nod my head and try to change the subject.

I wont lie I found it interesting and kind of funny that her own kids were spreading her business. It also made me very aware that the skids will do the same of me and DH, anything that we may say to them or what happens at our house. (anything embarrassing).

What are some of the things that the skids have said about BM?

Here are mine:

"My aunt told me all those "miscarriages" that mom said she had were actually abortions. She would just tell Dad that she had a miscarriage." (I guess in some ways at least she was smart enough after 4 kids to stop bringing them into the world since her and DH had a horrible marriage. But shame on them both for not using birth control.)

We found Mom's stash of dildos.

Mom and (now ex)BF dont sleep in the same room because he would rather sleep with the dogs.

I know there are a lot more... but that is all I can think of right now.....

Sweet Pea 128's picture

Here's mine: Mama doesn't

Here's mine:

Mama doesn't really like "Pops". (he's a perverted old nasty ass bastard who has the hots for BM - and was actually caught by her BF -kissing BM on the lips after she'd taken pain medicine. He uses the kids as an excuse to hang around the whore) She just keeps him around for his money. He pays our electricity bill. (And I don't want to think how she pays him for his generosity. Cause I swear, she would do whatever...)

Mama dumped BF because he cheated on her! (Pot calling the kettle black, much?)

BM called DH's exgf the spawn of satan. So SS had to tell her what his mother said. Cue family fight now....

I got miles and miles of these cause the YSS can't keep his mouth shut.

I pray to God YSS tells her what I say....please, please. LMBO

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Sweet Pea

Not my monkey. Not my circus...

attempting_to_maintain_composure's picture

I used to be afraid of SD

I used to be afraid of SD telling GUBM the things I talked about - because it would give GUBM entrance into our home to know the goings on. But now, now I HOPE SD is telling GUBM the things I say. Because it will only help SD understand what an asshole her mom truly is.

askYOURdad's picture

lol!

lol!

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"If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put responsibility on their shoulders."

Tuff Noogies's picture

"I wish the stupid ho would

"I wish the stupid ho would just make her mind up. i mean, pick ONE!"

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"I am the nicest person you will ever meet until you try to fuck over somebody I love. Then? I'm your worst fucking nightmare." - Former.

attempting_to_maintain_composure's picture

>>>We found Mom's stash of

>>>We found Mom's stash of dildos.<<< LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA I would have DIED.

I've heard:

"My mom is worse than a teenager. Like, I know I can be annoying because I'm a teenager, but my mom is WAY WORSE."

"All of my mom's friends think she's so great and so nice, but I just want to tell them to live with her. Maybe then they might not think she's so nice."

"Mom's boyfriend left a few months back, probably because he got tired of her crap like I am."

askYOURdad's picture

^^^^^haha

^^^^^haha

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"If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put responsibility on their shoulders."

Serene Hopes's picture

SD4 "My Mommy cries all the

SD4 "My Mommy cries all the time, some times she cries because of you Serene"

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There are some people who always seem angry and continuously look for conflict. Walk away; The battle they are fighting isn't with you, it is with themselves. ~Unknown~

Serene Hopes's picture

Yeah poor kid alright, Mommy

Yeah poor kid alright, Mommy is on the highest dose of anti depressants and has meltdowns ALL the time, exposes her child to these meltdowns, and even though the courts know all this, they still award her CP and give her everything she wants Barf!

God, whenever I was upset with my ex (we were high conflict for awhile) I NEVER cried in front of the kids, I just don't think that's right at all to expose them to that

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There are some people who always seem angry and continuously look for conflict. Walk away; The battle they are fighting isn't with you, it is with themselves. ~Unknown~

KrasivyyeVita's picture

While discussing halloween

While discussing halloween costumes FSS8 told us his mom's costume was "a fat lady in a short and tight dress."

"Mom just likes to lay around all day while we(FSS8, FSD6, and BM's bf) do house work for her because she needs to be treated like a princess."

askYOURdad's picture

"a fat lady in a short and

"a fat lady in a short and tight dress."

OMG, THANK YOU! There is now water all over my computer screen that I spit out reading that. How did you not pee your pants?

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"If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put responsibility on their shoulders."

KrasivyyeVita's picture

Lmao!!! Herself in a

Lmao!!! Herself in a whore-endous dc comic book villain costume...

KrasivyyeVita's picture

Hahah, I enjoyed that one a

Hahah, I enjoyed that one a lot too. I just turned to FDH and said "out of the mouth of babes..." I thought FSS was exaggerating thinking she would never wear anything like THAT but I saw the pictures, I was mortified for her.

Tuff Noogies's picture

thanks guys. now i've got

thanks guys. now i've got chris farley stuck in my head....

fat man in a liiitle jaaacket....

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"I am the nicest person you will ever meet until you try to fuck over somebody I love. Then? I'm your worst fucking nightmare." - Former.

askYOURdad's picture

"fat Bitch in a little

"fat Bitch in a little dress...."

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"If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put responsibility on their shoulders."

Tuff Noogies's picture

BAAAHAHAHAHA

BAAAHAHAHAHA

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"I am the nicest person you will ever meet until you try to fuck over somebody I love. Then? I'm your worst fucking nightmare." - Former.

zerostepdrama's picture

I just spit out my cereal.

I just spit out my cereal. LOL!

Tuff Noogies's picture

well g'morn', zero! nice way

well g'morn', zero! nice way to start the day, eh? Evil

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"I am the nicest person you will ever meet until you try to fuck over somebody I love. Then? I'm your worst fucking nightmare." - Former.

hereiam's picture

Over the years SD would give

Over the years SD would give us tidbits about what was going on with BM. Former step dad would stay gone for weeks at a time, step dad after that was found on craigslist, current boyfriend sleeps on the couch every night, oh and SD once walked in on BM and SD's former FIL having sex.

But I was shocked when she told DH that her grandma (BM's religious mother) told her that BM is a swinger and a whore.

I think she is finally believing that DH is not the one who cheated.

FormerAAGirl's picture

*SD11 about a year or so ago,

*SD11 about a year or so ago, she was then 10 and it had been about a year since she had seen or communicated with the Beast*

SD - Something must be wrong with Mom, huh, Former?

Me - why do you say that, kiddo??

SD - because WHO has kids and then doesn't see them?

Me - you know what, more people than you would think, sadly.

SD - I think the next time I see her, I am going to kick her really hard.

Me - Ok by me, kiddo, ok by me.

FormerAAGirl's picture

Also this - SDthen9 - Lurch

Also this -

SDthen9 - Lurch only ever does what mom tells him to. If she doesn't tell him anything, he just sits there like a dog.

Missstresss's picture

A few of the best ones from

A few of the best ones from over the years are:

"Dad, if you take the kitchen table from mom's house where will she put the laundry?"

(he was supposed to get the kitchen table in the divorce because it was a family antique that came from his mother. DC still has the table)

"all my mom does is sit in front of the computer on FB and shove chips in her mouth."

"me (14) and brother (12) are fighting over who gets to sleep with mom in her bed tonight. He gets to sleep in the bed more than me because he lives with her sometimes" - (the counselor had a field day witht this one)

"mom was so drunk at Dumbasshitzens son's wedding that we snuck off and sat at another table"

farting_glitter's picture

damn, Princess Boy never says

damn, Princess Boy never says anything bad about his mommmmyyyyyy....cause his mommmyyyy is the sphellist mommmmyyy in the whole wide world....my mommmmyyyy treats me like the sphellist wittle boy that I am.... Barf! Barf! Barf! Barf!

think Norman and Norma Bates<<<<-----that's PB and Swampcunt.....

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I got 99 problems ....and it's all step-related

beaccountable's picture

***LOL***

***LOL***

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I'd rather be alone then to spend one second being unhealthy with you.

StepKat's picture

SD13 - "My mom is crazy!" Me

SD13 - "My mom is crazy!"

Me - "You said it. Not me."

Evil

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Geographer, Army SGT, and Step mother of 3 amazing kids.

beaccountable's picture

Now this was when they were

Jawdropping!

Now this was when they were very very young.

Mommys has boyfriends, they sleep in her bed, we see them.

She like that special creamer in her coffee, in the brown BOTTLE. (OMG)

There is so many more but those were pretty telling.

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I'd rather be alone then to spend one second being unhealthy with you.

AngelOfMisery's picture

Lets see They comepared my

Lets see

They comepared my cooking to at least I can cook and their BM can't
They have compared my driving better then their BMs

Every year that we had the girls they got their own Welches sparkling juice, in their own flute glasses, with some fire works,and New year hats and whissles and the BM told them that was STUPID!!!!
( she is only jealous because she did not come up with the idea and the girls appricated it)
She made sure they were not going to be here for New Years.

BM told the girls that hubby and I wine selection picking was novice! that her self knows how to pick wines. According to my hubby she picks some pretty disgusting wines.

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Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly on a broomstick, We're flexible like that

AngelOfMisery's picture

grr sorry for the triple

grr sorry for the triple post. tablet sensitive today

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Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly on a broomstick, We're flexible like that

AngelOfMisery's picture

Lets see They comepared my

Lets see

They comepared my cooking to at least I can cook and their BM can't
They have compared my driving better then their BMs

Every year that we had the girls they got their own Welches sparkling juice, in their own flute glasses, with some fire works,and New year hats and whissles and the BM told them that was STUPID!!!!
( she is only jealous because she did not come up with the idea and the girls appricated it)
She made sure they were not going to be here for New Years.

BM told the girls that hubby and I wine selection picking was novice! that her self knows how to pick wines. According to my hubby she picks some pretty disgusting wines.

—

Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly on a broomstick, We're flexible like that

AngelOfMisery's picture

Lets see They comepared my

Lets see

They comepared my cooking to at least I can cook and their BM can't
They have compared my driving better then their BMs

Every year that we had the girls they got their own Welches sparkling juice, in their own flute glasses, with some fire works,and New year hats and whissles and the BM told them that was STUPID!!!!
( she is only jealous because she did not come up with the idea and the girls appricated it)
She made sure they were not going to be here for New Years.

BM told the girls that hubby and I wine selection picking was novice! that her self knows how to pick wines. According to my hubby she picks some pretty disgusting wines.

—

Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly on a broomstick, We're flexible like that

nena123's picture

"My mom says daddy is

"My mom says daddy is cheap"

"My mom says that I'm not allowed to live with you guys"

After I gave birth to my son. "where did your tummy go?" me "the tummy goes away after the baby comes" SS "oh my mom is still fat, she still has her tummy". She gave birth a lil after I did.

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I'm no ones mommy but my own babies....