Auteur's blog

*adapted from the six stages of a project

1. Enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Panic
4. Search for the Guilty (free ranger BM then guilty daddy)
5. Punishment of the Innocent (SM)

So it seems that GG's six pages of handwritten heartfelt letter "to the skids" is an epic FAIL!! Who Knew??!!

Noticed it seemed there were new episodes of "A Haunting" on. . .one of my fav shows.

This Sunday we'll "officially" be celebrating GG's b-day. Which is funny b/c he totally forgot mine last year. Anyhoo I have to act interested so wish me luck!!

http://www.imperfectparent.com/topics/2012/03/14/truant-student-tasered-...

I got to thinking the other day and my "relationship" is no different than living with a PIMP. That's right, a PIMP!

1. I pay all living expenses for the both of us with my salary

So I noticed that GG has been "hiding" his phone since the "living young wild and free" (horribly misspelled by VD SD13) text.

OMG I CANNOT stop laughing!!!

. . .wait for it!!

Ok VD's horribly misspelled text was in reference to THIS song/video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lYOUIDkjUA

So GG wanted to get an enhanced driver's license b/c he needs to go to Canada for a work seminar. I don't think he realized until then just how DEPENDENT he is on me!!

GG was walking on air last night; so proud he could crap himself (shout out to Houtxstepmom's Cap'n Shittypants)